December 2009
113 posts
stonerparty:
Redman: How To Roll A Blunt
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txtsfrmlstnght:
(423): he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn’t see without his glasses
hahaha i know how that goes. blind sex is always interesting, I usually like to forewarn the boys that hey, if I look a little lost, it’s because I can’t see your penis, or anything else.
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Interesting Tricks of the Body
sugarspun:
feargall:somethingintellectual:
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1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear. When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it’s not worth gagging over. Here’s a better way to scratch your itch: “When the nerves in the ear are...
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“too weird to live, and too rare to die”
– hunter s. thompson ( falsanity / beingdisrespectful ) (via suicideunderground) (via nanarobinson)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(512): I wake up every morning and wish that I didn’t have to wear a bra
UGH can I get a hell yes? fuck huge tits.
